Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Cheney is voice of God

Yet another exclusive from The Onion that explains a very great deal:
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.

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