Thursday, March 30, 2006

Kabbalah water cures homosexuality, gynaecology

Kabbalah waterJesus' General has an excellent suggestion for Florida Rep. Katherine Harris, her new Biblical Heritage Institute campaign adviser and her miraculous kabbalah water:

Perhaps you and Dr. Dale could combine your specialties and use the magic water to turn homosexuals into heterosexuals or to make gynecologist's hands fall off or something. If it can cure citrus canker, it can certainly destroy homosexuals and OBG/GYNs.

I'm hoping I can become the UK distributor.

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