Thursday, April 27, 2006

Bush calls cabinet meeting to get story straight

The Onion has a report from an anonymous source on Bush's latest Cabinet meeting:

"The e-mail server crashed during Katrina, the dog chewed up our files on the Plame leak, and no one ever told me that the illegal wiretapping was illegal. Right, boys?" Added Bush: "Remember, we're all really on a picnic at Camp David right now." Bush has held 17 Cabinet meetings to get the story straight since 2001, surpassing the previous record, held by the Reagan administration.

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