Thursday, August 31, 2006

Flat-pack President

Dubya at a soldier's funeralJesus' General has the perfect answer to Democrat cynics who criticise President Bush's conduct of the War on Terror: flat-pack cut-outs that would let Dubya be in several places at once.

They wonder why he has time for vacations (a whole year's worth of vacation time in the first five years of his presidency) but is unable to free himself for a few hours to attend a soldier's funeral a stones's throw across the Potomac at Arlington.

It doesn't have to be that way. With a dozen or so Flat Deciders™, he could attend nearly every soldier's funeral. I doubt most people would even notice that he's only a cardboard cut-out. Indeed, the fact that the Flat Decider™ is merely a cold, heartless, two-dimensional rendition of a real human being is what makes it so realistic. Add the optional Pull-My-Finger™ fun kit, and no one will be able to tell the difference.

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