Sunday, August 13, 2006

It’s sporting to use drugs

"Bodies are unfair, life’s unfair. Sport is a metaphor for life. The obvious answer is for the urine sniffers to throw in the wet wipes and get back to the basics. Allow everyone to do whatever they want to win: stuff themselves with steroids; grow camel humps to keep the extra blood in; have testicle implants in their knees." —AA Gill

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