Friday, September 29, 2006

Senate wins fight to lower allowable amperage levels on detainees' testicles

Who would Jesus waterboard?
Sickening news from the US, now the world's leading torture state. With Uzbekistan, Iraq and Algeria, they are torturing their way to freedom. The Onion comments:

Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White House policy on suspected terrorists, the Senate passed a bill Thursday that prohibits interrogators from exceeding 100 amps per testicle when questioning detainees. "Even in times of war, it counterproductive and wrong to employ certain inhumane interrogation techniques, and using three-digit amperage levels on the testicles of captives constitutes torture," said Sen. John Warner (R-VA), who has also supported reducing the size of attack dogs and the height of nude pyramids.

1 comment:

Steve said...

I think that story was so close to what could be true, it took me a while to realise it was a spoof.