Saturday, July 14, 2007

Don't flatter terrorists with po-faced hush

"Why do wannabe terrorists bother scrambling on their tummies under all those rope nets in the shadow of the Hindu Kush? No disrespect, but all their eventual mission will involve is setting fire to their trainers in an aisle seat once the captain has switched the seatbelts sign off and the crew have commenced their in-flight service. Seems an awful waste of a fortnight in Pakistan to have spent it practising for some Junior Action Man contest that will never happen. The 72 virgins are guaranteed. You don't need to get all buff to attract them." —Marina Hyde

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